In the great red ranch there was a china cabinet
And Tanqueray
And a basement perfect for a holiday buffet
And there were bagels and lox and Lenox clocks
And a really old stove and a treasure trove
And space for a pool and vintage bar stools
And a mural and two cars and a well-stocked bar
And a Costco sized container of caviar
Goodbye ranch
Goodbye Seventy-Five
Goodbye to the place I learned to drive
Goodbye lox
Goodbye clocks
Goodbye old stove
Goodbye treasure trove
Goodbye shed and goodbye bed
Goodbye backyard
Goodbye books by the Bard
Goodbye mural and goodbye cars
Goodbye cedar closet
Goodbye well-stocked bar
And goodbye to the giant jar of caviar
Goodbye house
Goodbye deer and wood
Goodbye home of my childhood